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GOODWILL TO ALL.EXCEPT THE TREE.

Season’s greetings from your furry festive liability. Give their best face a Christmas scene and three thoughts from the one who’s already opened the presents.

Let’s make yours

Check your creation cost and balance in the studio.

Christmas cardsYour turn

Make the Christmas card

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Find the face

Find their most expressive face. They’ll handle the sentiment.

The card they’ll keep. From the pet they tolerate.

Pick the scene, hire the artist, sign the nonsense. Your pet has vetoed sensible cards.

Choose their occasion mischief
Inside the card — the bit they’ll read twice

Your inside message stays private. It’s included when you order this creation as a printed card.

Add their personality (optional)

You know the face. You know the crimes. Give their creation a little of the real them.

Leave anything blank. Keep personal or sensitive details out: these anecdotes go with your photo when you make a creation, and may appear in the result.

For example: Sir Barks At Delivery Vans

0 / 40 characters

For example: A tiny dictator with a surprisingly delicate ego

0 / 120 characters

For example: Steals the warm seat the second you stand up

0 / 160 characters

For example: Stole a whole baguette and tried to hide it behind a cushion

0 / 240 characters

Pick a mood

The finishing department

Before you make it

Checking your cost and balance…

Please wait while your free eligibility and credits are checked.

Your balance and activity ↗

If generation fails, its credits are returned. A completed creation uses its credits.

Your original photo is deleted within a day.

Pocket money. Main-character energy.

Top up your account

One credit is one penny of credit value. Your payment includes 20% VAT, shown before you pay.

Choose your credit amount

£6 adds 500 credits. No subscription or automatic top-up.

Your card details go directly to Stripe. Payment stays on BoopBoops.

Your account & activityHelp with a payment

Small crimes. Enormous excuses.

All rise.
Unless you’re comfy.

Fresh cases daily. Outrageous excuses. Pick your pet’s defence and watch justice trip over the water bowl.

The court is open. The evidence is delicious.

EXHIBIT A: THE CRUMBS

The prosecutionExhibit A: crumbs. Exhibit B: the smug face wearing them.

The extremely innocent suspectI was checking it for poison. Thoroughly.

Your defence, counsellor?

Your pet’s legal team is licking the evidence. Pick a defence.

The judge has confiscated the sensible verdicts.

A tiny pretend trial. Free to play. No credits, no actual consequences. *Definitely them.

Who’s it for?

Christmas cards with their own little world.

  • The family card, signed by the pet

    Everyone already knows who runs your house. Make it official.

  • For the grandparents

    Their favourite grandchild has fur. You can say it in a card.

  • For the friends you write to once a year

    Make the one card they get from you the one they keep on the mantelpiece.

£5.99posted

What lands on the doormat

Their face outside. Your words inside. and posted for you.

Your finished pet artwork goes on the front of a folded 5 × 7 inch card on thick matt board. Add a personal message inside, or leave it blank to write by hand. An envelope is included.

Cards usually arrive in 3–5 working days, and the post gets busy in December, so give yourself a few days' grace.

On the label

The card
Folded 5 × 7 inch card on thick matt board, with your message inside or left blank for handwriting, with an envelope.
Price
£5.99, including UK delivery
Usually arrives
In 3–5 working days
If it’s not right
Arrived damaged or wrong? Email us within 30 days for a reprint or a refund.

Other occasions

Got another card to send?

All cards

Every card is £5.99 with an envelope and UK delivery. Want it on something else? Mugs, prints and canvases are on the gifts page.