One pet. Several questionable decisions.
Your pet has range. A mind reader? A noble goblin? A superhero with deeply unheroic habits? Pick a studio and give that little face somewhere to cause trouble.
Casting call. No sensible applicants.
Gathering the little troublemakers…
Your studios and their current starting prices are on their way.
Find their next questionable talent
A song? A colouring page? Evidence for the family group chat?
30 studios to explore
1 credit = 1p. Starting prices use Standard quality; change the finish, length or director in your studio to see its exact price. No sign-in needed to browse prices.
Times are planning estimates, with example runs from Duke’s photo on 5 October 2026. Allow extra time to upload your photo; different photos, longer creations and busy studios can take longer.
Unfiltered. Unqualified. Unbelievable.
You said ‘sit’. I heard ‘unionise’.
Three thoughts written for your pet’s photo. Choose your favourite card.
The academy of undeserved grandeur
Paint me like one of your expensive problems.
Your pet as a Renaissance oil portrait, ready to download.
Secret identity. Obvious biscuit habit.
Saving the world. Avoiding the hoover.
A bold comic-book hero portrait starring your pet.
Wet paint. Dry humour.
A muse? Me? I thought you said ‘chews’.
A soft watercolour portrait of your pet, ready to keep or give.
Cake security has been breached
I got you a present. It was delicious.
Three birthday card designs starring your pet. Pick one to download or send to print; the cake is on you.
Season’s eatings
The tree fell. I’m as shocked as you are.
Your pet’s face, a festive scene and three Christmas card designs. Choose your favourite to download or print.
Love letters. Occasional bite marks.
You had me at ‘cheese’.
Three Valentine’s card designs from your furriest admirer. Pick one to download or print for their favourite human.
From your least expensive child. Probably.
Mum, I made breakfast. It’s gone now.
Three Mother’s Day card designs from her wonderfully needy little darling. Choose one to download or print.
Same chair. Same nap. Same jokes.
Dad, your jokes are ruff. Mine are worse.
Three Father’s Day card designs starring his sofa companion. Choose one to download or print and let the pet take the credit.
First-class thanks. Second-hand fur.
Thanks for the sofa. I’ve signed it in hair.
Three thank-you card designs for the sitter, snack supplier or very patient friend. Choose one to download or print.
The group chat has a new problem
My face when you say ‘just one photo’.
A meme with two captions written for their actual expression.
A proper plot. An improper pet.
I’m the hero. The slipper had it coming.
Your pet’s own comic: connected scenes, speech bubbles and a proper punchline. Choose 3 to 24 panels.
Rare breed. Common nuisance.
Special move: refusing to move.
A collectible-style card with their name, three silly stats and a special move.
Colour outside their comfort zone
Purple ears? Finally, you understand me.
A black-and-white colouring page of your pet, ready to download and print at home.
Their face. Your fridge. The premiere.
No treats in my trailer? Call my agent.
Your pet’s original movie poster, with a personal title and tagline. Add a silent or narrated, scored action teaser for their extremely unnecessary premiere.
The oracle has eaten its crystal ball
I see a long walk. You see rain. Awkward.
A mystical pet card and three wonderfully unserious predictions. Just for fun.
History has a new problem
I went back ten minutes. Second breakfast.
Your pet’s portrait and written adventure across three story choices. Choose an era, a mission and the spectacular mess they leave behind.
All the zoomies. None of the training.
Personal best: staying on the sofa.
A sports poster starring your pet, with their name and an extremely questionable sporting motto.
Hired on looks. Fired by lunch.
My references? The three sofas I ruined.
A professional portrait for a pet with absolutely no qualifications.
Like. Subscribe. Open the door.
My niche is interrupting your meetings.
A creator poster, an invented channel name and three post ideas in your pet’s voice.
All the news that’s fit to shed
BREAKING: I broke it. Next question.
A fictional newspaper front page: your pet, a ridiculous headline and three short stories.
Good face. Bad influence.
You call it a mess. I call it an era.
A loud street-art portrait of your pet, with original spray paint, stencils and colour.
Small lungs. Massive tour demands.
The neighbours love me. They keep banging.
An original song about your pet, with sung lyrics, downloadable audio and cover art.
Into the wilds of your clean washing
A rare specimen. Commonly found snoring.
A short spoken nature documentary about your pet, with its transcript and cover art.
Please hold. I’m holding a biscuit.
Press 1 for snacks. Press 2 for more snacks.
A funny spoken voicemail greeting in your pet’s imagined voice, plus the words and a cover.
A little hello. A lot of lungs.
I rehearsed this. Then ate the script.
A short spoken greeting from your pet, with a transcript and a keepsake cover.
Ask anything. Believe very little.
Who’s a good pet? Is this a trick question?
Give their household opinions a voice. Choose their species, personality, topic and voice, then see the full price before you start. Keep your pet’s performance and the words afterwards.
The zoomies are now cinema
Stunt double? I barely do my own walking.
A connected animated film made from your pet’s photo, with your chosen narration and a cover image to keep.
Top secret. Very obvious pet.
Undercover. Literally. It’s a duvet.
A fictional spy dossier with your pet’s alias, mission and three classified observations.
For a pet you miss
A warm watercolour portrait from a photo you love. Take all the time you need.
