THE ALGORITHM HAS PAWS
LIKE. SUBSCRIBE.OPEN THE DOOR.
Your pet has opinions, lighting requirements and no respect for a posting schedule. Make their creator poster, channel name and three ridiculous post ideas.
Check your creation cost and balance in the studio.
Your pet. Your masterpiece.
Your photo and choices stay in this tab while you browse. Refreshing or closing it clears them.
Small crimes. Enormous excuses.
All rise.
Unless you’re comfy.
Fresh cases daily. Outrageous excuses. Pick your pet’s defence and watch justice trip over the water bowl.

The prosecutionExhibit A: crumbs. Exhibit B: the smug face wearing them.

The extremely innocent suspectI was checking it for poison. Thoroughly.
Your defence, counsellor?
Your pet’s legal team is licking the evidence. Pick a defence.
The judge has confiscated the sensible verdicts.
A tiny pretend trial. Free to play. No credits, no actual consequences. *Definitely them.
Officially unofficial studio briefing
Your pet.
A whole new plot.
A creator poster, an invented channel name and three post ideas in your pet’s voice.
Your full-resolution artwork, ready to download, share and give pride of place.

