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Pet greeting cards

Cards with your pet’s opinion on the front.

Upload a photo, pick the occasion, and we’ll write three thoughts your pet would have about it. Choose your favourite and it’s printed on a folded card with your message inside, or left blank for handwriting, and posted for £5.99.

Choose the occasion

Envelope and UK delivery included

↓ Pick the occasion. They’ll pick the tone.

What are we celebrating?

Each occasion gets its own thoughts and its own scene, written for the photo you upload.

66 occasions · Each has its own scenes, artwork styles and personal message.

Big days. Small furry signatories.

Weddings, new babies, birthdays and the moments that deserve a place on the mantelpiece.

Love letters. Paw approved.

For soulmates, best mates and the human who knows exactly where the good biscuits live.

Their day. Their extremely high opinion.

Gotcha days, new arrivals and milestones from the family member with the most hair.

The calendar has been booped.

Festive traditions, unexpected guests and a pet who has already opened the presents.

Regards. Kind paws.

Welcome notes, promotions and thank-yous from someone with zero office experience.

A little comfort. When it matters.

Gentle words and a familiar face for the days when a quiet gesture says more.

Odd occasion? Perfect.

Survived the week? Passed the driving test? The card department is wildly overprepared.

Apologies from the chief suspect.

For eaten shoes, questionable manners and the terrible little creature you adore.

Sending sympathy instead? For a pet who has died, a gentle watercolour portrait can say what’s hard to put into words.

A gentle memorial portrait

From sofa to doormat

Photo in. Card through the letterbox.

  1. Step 1: Upload the face.

    Pick a photo where you can see them properly, tell us their name and choose the occasion.

  2. Step 2: Pick the thought.

    We write three occasion thoughts for that exact face. Choose the one that sounds most like them.

  3. Step 3: We post the card.

    Choose “Send it as a card” on your result. It’s printed, folded and posted with an envelope.

Your first Pet Thoughts creation is free, occasion ones included, so you can read the thoughts before you spend a penny. The printed card is £5.99 including UK delivery, and usually arrives in 3–5 working days.

£5.99posted

What lands on the doormat

A proper card. Not a printout.

Thick matt board, folded, with your pet’s best thought on the front. Add a personal message inside, or leave it blank to write by hand. It comes with an envelope, ready to hand over or pop in the post.

On the label

The card
Folded 5 × 7 inch card on thick matt board, with your message inside or left blank for handwriting, with an envelope.
Price
£5.99, including UK delivery
Usually arrives
In 3–5 working days
If it’s not right
Arrived damaged or wrong? Email us within 30 days for a reprint or a refund.

Every card on the mantelpiece looks the same. Except yours.

Start with a birthday card

Or pick any occasion above. Same price, same envelope, very different opinions.