Mind reading. Pet approved.*
Your pet.
But extra.
They lick their own bum.
We make them look like legends.
One pet photo. A whole universe of ridiculous.
Thought bubbles, portraits, songs & tiny films.
Because “just a pet” was never an option.
First creation free · No subscription · Unnecessary levels of joy
*Approval obtained via cheese.
One spectacular little weirdo. Several terrible career choices.
Your pet has range.Questionable range.
Your pet as a masterpiece, a chart menace or a tiny film star. Pick a direction. Sensible is optional.
Start here · Pet Thoughts
Small face. Big allegations.
New here? Upload your pet and get three thoughts written for that exact face. Pick the one that would get them removed from the family group chat.
Try Pet ThoughtsFirst creation free. No card details. Just bring the face.
The same pet, before and after
A photograph.
A career change.
This is Duke’s real photo. Choose a studio to see an actual result from that same face. Glasses included. Dignity negotiable.
Same glasses. Same judgement. Considerably more watercolour.
Paint my pet in watercolour
- IMAGE / COMIC HERO
Images & portraits
Give them an alter ego.
Comic hero. Renaissance royalty. Movie-poster menace. Your camera roll has ambitions.
Make a comic hero Explore portrait styles - AUDIO / BOOP ANTHEMS
Songs & spoken nonsense
The pet has a debut single.
Original songs, dramatic documentaries and imagined replies. Finally, something louder than the food bowl.
Make their anthem Hear their imagined answerRead the example lyrics
[Verse] Big round eyes behind a navy mask, Wrinkly forehead, ready for the task, Red cape swishing, hands on hips, A curly tail and a grumpy pout on his lips. [Chorus] Pickle, Pickle, caped pug in the light, Standing super tall and ready for the night, Tiny boots stomping, chest puffed out, Pickle, Pickle, that’s what it’s all about!
- VIDEO / BOOP VIDEO
Motion & miniature drama
The zoomies are now cinema.
Fresh animated scenes starring your pet. Heroic slow motion. Tiny victory dance. Absolutely no acting lessons.
This example is silent. Your film comes as an MP4 with your chosen narration. Pick its length and finish in the studio.
Make their big-screen moment Give them a movie posterRead the film description
A five-second silent animation of Pickle, a cartoon pug in a navy superhero suit and red cape, posing against a sunset city skyline.
Song and film examples star Pickle, an illustrated pet. Yours starts with your pet’s photo. Check the studio for its current cost and available output.
Still not weird enough?
There’s a whole rabbit hole.
Memes, comics, trading cards, colouring pages, fortune telling and several other questionable career choices for your pet.
The highly scientific process
Upload. Unleash. Become insufferable.
Step 1: Find the face.
Choose a studio, then upload a clear photo of your pet. The little goblin on your clean washing is an excellent candidate.
Step 2: Add the weird.
Add their name and choose the available style or idea. Check the studio’s creation cost before you start.
Step 3: Show everyone.
Download the finished image, audio or film. Eligible artwork can become a printed gift. Family gatherings may never recover.
Check the cost. Keep the result.
Creation costs and printed-gift prices are explained before you commit. No subscription.
Boop Energy · zero sensible supervision
Big personalities.
Very small trousers.
Your pet belongs with this lot. Tap a cast member. They’ve got opinions.
Your pet’s agent called. They want a bigger sofa.
Small crimes. Enormous excuses.
All rise.
Unless you’re comfy.
Fresh cases daily. Outrageous excuses. Pick your pet’s defence and watch justice trip over the water bowl.
The prosecutionExhibit A: crumbs. Exhibit B: the smug face wearing them.
The extremely innocent suspectI was checking it for poison. Thoroughly.
Your defence, counsellor?
Your pet’s legal team is licking the evidence. Pick a defence.
The judge has confiscated the sensible verdicts.
A tiny pretend trial. Free to play. No credits, no actual consequences. *Definitely them.
Pet Thoughts
Every face has a thought. Most of them are rude.
This is Duke. That face supplied the evidence; Pet Thoughts supplied the accusation. Your own photo gets three imagined thoughts to choose from, each written for the expression in front of us.
Choose a thought, then download the image. Browser-history supervision sold separately.
Off your phone. Into your life.
Emotionally attached? Put it on a mug.
Your pet’s face belongs on more than your lock screen. Turn any creation into a card, a mug, a print or a canvas, printed to order and posted to your door.
Cards £5.99 posted · Mugs £17.99
↓ Exhibits A to C
Caught thinking it. Every single one.
Each thought is written for the photo in front of us: the pose, the face, the thing they’re pretending not to look at.
Mr Whiskers, hamster
Lizzie, bearded dragon
Lucky, cat
↓ The portrait wall
Some pets prefer oils.
The same face as Renaissance nobility or a comic-book hero. Whiskers de la Floof III is a perfectly legitimate subject.
Fergal, in oils
A budgie, off duty
Lizzie, reclining
A pug, masked
Quality control
Meet Duke.
He’s a pug, he’s real, and every caption on this site has to get past him. He has never once laughed. He insists the glasses are for reading.
BoopBoops · Talent department
Official good egg
Duke
Occupation: chief caption inspector.
Status: unimpressed.
Staff ID 0001 / all paws
A few good questions
Curiosity. Cat approved.
Get the scoop before you boop.
I’ve investigated. You should definitely boop.
What do I get for free?
Your first Pet Thoughts creation gives you three captions written for your photo, on a card you can download. No card details needed. Your studio shows the cost and your balance before you start. Visit Pricing for account top-ups and printed gift prices.
Does it have to be a dog or a cat?
Not at all. Hamsters, rabbits, lizards, birds, fish and the occasional suspicious tortoise all work. If you can see their face, we can read their mind.
What can I make?
Funny thoughts, personalised portraits, comics, trading cards, colouring pages, greeting cards for 66 occasions, songs, spoken messages and films. You can also make a gentle memorial portrait. Every studio has its own creative controls and shows the price before you start.
Can I put it on a mug?
Yes. Any creation can become a card (£5.99, posted), a mug, an A4 print or a canvas. UK delivery is free on orders over £30.
What if a creation goes wrong?
If generation fails, its credits return to your balance. If a printed gift arrives damaged or wrong, we’ll reprint it or refund you.
What happens to my photo?
We use it to make your creation, then delete the original within a day. Creations stay private unless you share the link, and we never use them to train AI.
The camera roll is full. The possibilities are fuller.
Your pet’s publicist era starts here.