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The department of unspoken nonsense

Small brain.BIG OPINIONS.

That look means something. Upload their face and get three thoughts written for it. Choose the one that would get them banned from the family group chat.

Let’s make yours

First creation free. No card details needed.

Pet ThoughtsYour turn

Read your pet’s mind

Your photo and choices stay in this tab while you browse. Refreshing or closing it clears them.

Find the face

The side-eye. The suspicious head tilt. The mid-sneeze. Bring the evidence.

Add their personality (optional)

You know the face. You know the crimes. Give their creation a little of the real them.

Leave anything blank. Keep personal or sensitive details out: these anecdotes go with your photo when you make a creation, and may appear in the result.

For example: Sir Barks At Delivery Vans

0 / 40 characters

For example: A tiny dictator with a surprisingly delicate ego

0 / 120 characters

For example: Steals the warm seat the second you stand up

0 / 160 characters

For example: Stole a whole baguette and tried to hide it behind a cushion

0 / 240 characters

Pick a mood

The finishing department

Before you make it

Checking your cost and balance…

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Your balance and activity ↗

If generation fails, its credits are returned. A completed creation uses its credits.

Your original photo is deleted within a day.

Pocket money. Main-character energy.

Top up your account

One credit is one penny of credit value. Your payment includes 20% VAT, shown before you pay.

Choose your credit amount

£6 adds 500 credits. No subscription or automatic top-up.

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Small crimes. Enormous excuses.

All rise.
Unless you’re comfy.

Fresh cases daily. Outrageous excuses. Pick your pet’s defence and watch justice trip over the water bowl.

The court is open. The evidence is delicious.

EXHIBIT A: THE CRUMBS

The prosecutionExhibit A: crumbs. Exhibit B: the smug face wearing them.

The extremely innocent suspectI was checking it for poison. Thoroughly.

Your defence, counsellor?

Your pet’s legal team is licking the evidence. Pick a defence.

The judge has confiscated the sensible verdicts.

A tiny pretend trial. Free to play. No credits, no actual consequences. *Definitely them.