THE PET WOULD LIKE A WORD

ASK THEM ANYTHING.EXPECT VERY LITTLE.

Why the staring? Where did the slipper go? Give the rent-free housemate a microphone and hear their gloriously invented opinions. Choose their personality, voice and performance length below.

Let’s make yours

Check your creation cost and balance in the studio.

Talk To Your PetYour turn

Your pet. Your masterpiece.

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Find the face

Choose a pet photoA clear face works best. Mid-sneeze is completely acceptable.JPG, PNG, WebP or HEIC, up to 20 MB

One pet. A clear face. A frankly unreasonable amount of potential.

Your question for the pet

Their replies are invented for fun. Check the creation cost below before starting.

What’s their name?

The housemate who pays no rent has opinions.

Choose a topic, ask a question and let the nonsense begin.

Their species

We check the photo too; this never turns your pet into another species.

Who’s answering?

Their voice and length are priced separately below.

Cheeky GremlinSnack-driven chaos agentNervous WreckWorries about everythingRoyal HighnessYou exist to serve themZoomie TornadoCannot. Stop. Moving.Deep ThinkerPonders the void (and treats)Drama MonarchEverything is a soap opera

Give them something to rant about

These creative choices use the same creation price. Your finish, voice and length set the cost below.

Add their personality (optional)

You know the face. You know the crimes. Give their creation a little of the real them.

Leave anything blank. Keep personal or sensitive details out: these anecdotes go with your photo when you make a creation, and may appear in the result.

Their unofficial title

For example: Sir Barks At Delivery Vans

0 / 40 characters

Their personality

For example: A tiny dictator with a surprisingly delicate ego

0 / 120 characters

Their favourite bad habit

For example: Steals the warm seat the second you stand up

0 / 160 characters

The incident you still talk about

For example: Stole a whole baguette and tried to hide it behind a cushion

0 / 240 characters

The finishing department

Before you make it

Checking your cost and balance…

Please wait while your free eligibility and credits are checked.

Your balance and activity ↗

If generation fails, its credits are returned. A completed creation uses its credits.

Your original photo is deleted within a day.

Small crimes. Enormous excuses.

All rise.
Unless you’re comfy.

Fresh cases daily. Outrageous excuses. Pick your pet’s defence and watch justice trip over the water bowl.

EXHIBIT A: THE CRUMBS

The prosecutionExhibit A: crumbs. Exhibit B: the smug face wearing them.

The extremely innocent suspectI was checking it for poison. Thoroughly.

Your defence, counsellor?

Your pet’s legal team is licking the evidence. Pick a defence.

The judge has confiscated the sensible verdicts.

A tiny pretend trial. Free to play. No credits, no actual consequences. *Definitely them.

Officially unofficial studio briefing

Your pet.
A whole new plot.

Give their household opinions a voice. Choose their species, personality, topic and voice, then see the full price before you start. Keep your pet’s performance and the words afterwards.

Listen to your audio, read the words and download both the sound and its cover.

This is a playful invented answer, made from your photo and question. For worries about your pet’s health, speak to a vet.