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ALL THE TALENT.NONE OF THE TRAINING.

They’ve been practising zoomies for years. Give that athletic nonsense a sports poster, a dramatic stadium and a wildly undeserved sense of achievement.

Let’s make yours

Check your creation cost and balance in the studio.

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Your pet. Your masterpiece.

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Find the face

One pet. A clear face. A frankly unreasonable amount of potential.

Their agent has wildly overpromised.

Pick the sport, kit and swagger. Training remains optional.

Never read the offside rule. Still winning.

Real promo photo energy

One or two digits, added to the poster.

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I’ve watched a LOT of pets. This is the one. This is the chosen pet.

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These creative choices use the same creation price. Your finish, voice and length set the cost below.

Add their personality (optional)

You know the face. You know the crimes. Give their creation a little of the real them.

Leave anything blank. Keep personal or sensitive details out: these anecdotes go with your photo when you make a creation, and may appear in the result.

For example: Sir Barks At Delivery Vans

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For example: A tiny dictator with a surprisingly delicate ego

0 / 120 characters

For example: Steals the warm seat the second you stand up

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For example: Stole a whole baguette and tried to hide it behind a cushion

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The finishing department

Before you make it

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Pocket money. Main-character energy.

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Small crimes. Enormous excuses.

All rise.
Unless you’re comfy.

Fresh cases daily. Outrageous excuses. Pick your pet’s defence and watch justice trip over the water bowl.

The court is open. The evidence is delicious.

EXHIBIT A: THE CRUMBS

The prosecutionExhibit A: crumbs. Exhibit B: the smug face wearing them.

The extremely innocent suspectI was checking it for poison. Thoroughly.

Your defence, counsellor?

Your pet’s legal team is licking the evidence. Pick a defence.

The judge has confiscated the sensible verdicts.

A tiny pretend trial. Free to play. No credits, no actual consequences. *Definitely them.

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Your pet.
A whole new plot.

A sports poster starring your pet, with their name and an extremely questionable sporting motto.

Your full-resolution artwork, ready to download, share and give pride of place.