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HISTORY HAS A NEW PROBLEM

WRONG CENTURY.RIGHT LITTLE WEIRDO.

Ancient Egypt. Viking seas. A future with automated biscuits. Send your pet through time and see how quickly they make it everyone else’s problem.

Let’s make yours

Check your creation cost and balance in the studio.

Time Traveller BoopYour turn

Your pet. Your masterpiece.

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Find the face

One pet. A clear face. A frankly unreasonable amount of potential.

History has made a terrible booking.

Eighteen eras. Choose how your pet derails this one.

Knights, banners, castle drama

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The department of very bad timing

Pull the lever.
Blame history.

Play three local story choices, then choose your finale. No credits are used until you create the illustrated expedition below.

  1. Launch
  2. Three bad decisions
  3. The finale
  4. Ready to seal

Medieval Kingdom · Royal Quest Guardian

History is currently pet-free. Fix that.

a torchlit castle courtyard

Edit every timeline choice directly

These creative choices use the same creation price. Your finish, voice and length set the cost below.

Add their personality (optional)

You know the face. You know the crimes. Give their creation a little of the real them.

Leave anything blank. Keep personal or sensitive details out: these anecdotes go with your photo when you make a creation, and may appear in the result.

For example: Sir Barks At Delivery Vans

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For example: A tiny dictator with a surprisingly delicate ego

0 / 120 characters

For example: Steals the warm seat the second you stand up

0 / 160 characters

For example: Stole a whole baguette and tried to hide it behind a cushion

0 / 240 characters

The finishing department

Before you make it

Checking your cost and balance…

Please wait while your free eligibility and credits are checked.

Your balance and activity ↗

If generation fails, its credits are returned. A completed creation uses its credits.

Your original photo is deleted within a day.

Pocket money. Main-character energy.

Top up your account

One credit is one penny of credit value. Your payment includes 20% VAT, shown before you pay.

Choose your credit amount

£6 adds 500 credits. No subscription or automatic top-up.

Your card details go directly to Stripe. Payment stays on BoopBoops.

Your account & activityHelp with a payment

Small crimes. Enormous excuses.

All rise.
Unless you’re comfy.

Fresh cases daily. Outrageous excuses. Pick your pet’s defence and watch justice trip over the water bowl.

The court is open. The evidence is delicious.

EXHIBIT A: THE CRUMBS

The prosecutionExhibit A: crumbs. Exhibit B: the smug face wearing them.

The extremely innocent suspectI was checking it for poison. Thoroughly.

Your defence, counsellor?

Your pet’s legal team is licking the evidence. Pick a defence.

The judge has confiscated the sensible verdicts.

A tiny pretend trial. Free to play. No credits, no actual consequences. *Definitely them.

Officially unofficial studio briefing

Your pet.
A whole new plot.

Your pet’s portrait and written adventure across three story choices. Choose an era, a mission and the spectacular mess they leave behind.

Keep your portrait and download the full written expedition. Add the optional Director’s Cut for a cinematic story rewrite that also directs the artwork. History would prefer you didn’t.