Skip to content
Find a studio

The very grand academy of very small beasts

Noble portrait.Absolute goblin.

Yesterday they ate a receipt. Today they sit for an old master. Dress your pet in rich oils, candlelight and a completely undeserved air of importance.

Let’s make yours

Check your creation cost and balance in the studio.

RenaissanceYour turn

Make your pet’s Renaissance portrait

Your photo and choices stay in this tab while you browse. Refreshing or closing it clears them.

Find the face

A clear face, good light, preferably no evidence of the receipt incident.

Commission a portrait. Inflate an ego.

You’re directing. They’re taking all the credit. These choices shape the artwork; your finish sets its detail.

Personal lettering — give their ego a title

Small lettering inside the finished artwork. Leave both blank for an image without words.

Your brief: Renaissance oil · Royal court · Regal three-quarter sitter. No extra credits for changing these directions.

The finishing department

Before you make it

Checking your cost and balance…

Please wait while your free eligibility and credits are checked.

Your balance and activity ↗

If generation fails, its credits are returned. A completed creation uses its credits.

Your original photo is deleted within a day.

Pocket money. Main-character energy.

Top up your account

One credit is one penny of credit value. Your payment includes 20% VAT, shown before you pay.

Choose your credit amount

£6 adds 500 credits. No subscription or automatic top-up.

Your card details go directly to Stripe. Payment stays on BoopBoops.

Your account & activityHelp with a payment

Small crimes. Enormous excuses.

All rise.
Unless you’re comfy.

Fresh cases daily. Outrageous excuses. Pick your pet’s defence and watch justice trip over the water bowl.

The court is open. The evidence is delicious.

EXHIBIT A: THE CRUMBS

The prosecutionExhibit A: crumbs. Exhibit B: the smug face wearing them.

The extremely innocent suspectI was checking it for poison. Thoroughly.

Your defence, counsellor?

Your pet’s legal team is licking the evidence. Pick a defence.

The judge has confiscated the sensible verdicts.

A tiny pretend trial. Free to play. No credits, no actual consequences. *Definitely them.

Real renaissance portraits

Previously, on the portrait wall.

Each one made from a photo of a real pet. Yours will look just like yours.
  • A pug painted as a Renaissance scholar, with cherubs blowing trumpets overhead.
    RenaissanceFergal, in oils
  • A bearded dragon reclining on a marble bench in a Renaissance painting, with a single red rose.
    RenaissanceLizzie, reclining
  • A hamster in a Renaissance study holding a coin, surrounded by books and cherubs.
    RenaissanceMr Whiskers, scholar

From sofa resident to wall royalty

Same little face.
Ridiculous new status.

  • Rich oil-painting texture and deep, candlelit colour
  • A grand setting: velvet, marble, books and the odd cherub
  • Made from your photo, so it’s their face and their markings
  • A square portrait to download in full resolution, with no mark in the corner
  • Private until you choose to share its link

Want it on the wall? Put it on an A4 print for £17.99 or a canvas for £41.99, straight from your result.

Before you upload

The photo makes the portrait.

Three things that make the biggest difference.

  1. Face first

    A photo where you can see their eyes and nose works far better than a back view.

  2. Good light

    Daylight by a window beats a dark room or a camera flash.

  3. One at a time

    One pet per photo gives the portrait a clear star of the show.

Same face, different mood

Try another style on the same photo.

All portrait styles