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TOP SECRET.VERY OBVIOUS PET.

Your pet’s cover has been blown. Make a fictional spy dossier with an alias, a mission and three classified observations. No secret handshake required.

Let’s make yours

Check your creation cost and balance in the studio.

Secret StudioYour turn

Your pet. Your masterpiece.

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Find the face

Choose a pet photoA clear face works best. Mid-sneeze is completely acceptable.JPG, PNG, WebP or HEIC, up to 20 MB

One pet. A clear face. A frankly unreasonable amount of potential.

What’s their name?

Choose the assignment

Undercover biscuit theftA fictional dossier on a highly suspicious food disappearance.The missing slipperA fictional missing-item mission and three classified observations.Operation sofaA fictional operation to secure the household’s most valuable seat.

Choose the dossier’s disguise

Noir investigationDramatic shadows and an unnecessarily serious spy portrait.Colourful undercoverBright spy-comedy artwork and far too much confidence.

Your brief

Undercover biscuit theft · Noir investigation

A fictional spy dossier with your pet’s alias, mission and three classified observations.

These creative choices use the same creation cost shown below. Your photo still guides their face and expression.

Add their personality (optional)

You know the face. You know the crimes. Give their creation a little of the real them.

Leave anything blank. Keep personal or sensitive details out: these anecdotes go with your photo when you make a creation, and may appear in the result.

Their unofficial title

For example: Sir Barks At Delivery Vans

0 / 40 characters

Their personality

For example: A tiny dictator with a surprisingly delicate ego

0 / 120 characters

Their favourite bad habit

For example: Steals the warm seat the second you stand up

0 / 160 characters

The incident you still talk about

For example: Stole a whole baguette and tried to hide it behind a cushion

0 / 240 characters

The finishing department

Before you make it

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Your balance and activity ↗

If generation fails, its credits are returned. A completed creation uses its credits.

Your original photo is deleted within a day.

Small crimes. Enormous excuses.

All rise.
Unless you’re comfy.

Fresh cases daily. Outrageous excuses. Pick your pet’s defence and watch justice trip over the water bowl.

EXHIBIT A: THE CRUMBS

The prosecutionExhibit A: crumbs. Exhibit B: the smug face wearing them.

The extremely innocent suspectI was checking it for poison. Thoroughly.

Your defence, counsellor?

Your pet’s legal team is licking the evidence. Pick a defence.

The judge has confiscated the sensible verdicts.

A tiny pretend trial. Free to play. No credits, no actual consequences. *Definitely them.

Officially unofficial studio briefing

Your pet.
A whole new plot.