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NATURE IS WEIRD. YOUR PET WEIRDER.

A RARE SPECIMEN.ON YOUR CLEAN WASHING.

Enter the wilds of your living room. An original narrator follows the habits of your magnificent little beast in a short, deeply unserious audio documentary.

Let’s make yours

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Pet DocumentaryYour turn

Your pet. Your masterpiece.

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Find the face

One pet. A clear face. A frankly unreasonable amount of potential.

Rare creature. Common sofa.

A serious expedition into a deeply unserious habitat.

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The finishing department

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Small crimes. Enormous excuses.

All rise.
Unless you’re comfy.

Fresh cases daily. Outrageous excuses. Pick your pet’s defence and watch justice trip over the water bowl.

The court is open. The evidence is delicious.

EXHIBIT A: THE CRUMBS

The prosecutionExhibit A: crumbs. Exhibit B: the smug face wearing them.

The extremely innocent suspectI was checking it for poison. Thoroughly.

Your defence, counsellor?

Your pet’s legal team is licking the evidence. Pick a defence.

The judge has confiscated the sensible verdicts.

A tiny pretend trial. Free to play. No credits, no actual consequences. *Definitely them.

Officially unofficial studio briefing

Your pet.
A whole new plot.

A short spoken nature documentary about your pet, with its transcript and cover art.

Listen to your audio, read the words and download both the sound and its cover.