ALL THE NEWS THAT’S FIT TO SHED
BREAKING NEWS:PET DOES PET THING.
The household’s most important newspaper. Your pet on the front page. A scandalous headline. Three stories that probably could have been an email.
Check your creation cost and balance in the studio.
Your pet. Your masterpiece.
Your photo and choices stay in this tab while you browse. Refreshing or closing it clears them.
Small crimes. Enormous excuses.
All rise.
Unless you’re comfy.
Fresh cases daily. Outrageous excuses. Pick your pet’s defence and watch justice trip over the water bowl.

The prosecutionExhibit A: crumbs. Exhibit B: the smug face wearing them.

The extremely innocent suspectI was checking it for poison. Thoroughly.
Your defence, counsellor?
Your pet’s legal team is licking the evidence. Pick a defence.
The judge has confiscated the sensible verdicts.
A tiny pretend trial. Free to play. No credits, no actual consequences. *Definitely them.
Officially unofficial studio briefing
Your pet.
A whole new plot.
A fictional newspaper front page: your pet, a ridiculous headline and three short stories.
Your full-resolution artwork, ready to download, share and give pride of place.

