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PLEASE HOLD. FOREVER, PROBABLY.

CAN’T TALK.IMPORTANT NAP.

Let your pet explain why they’re unavailable. A spoken voicemail greeting from a creature who has never once respected your working hours.

Let’s make yours

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Boop VoicemailYour turn

Your pet. Your masterpiece.

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Find the face

One pet. A clear face. A frankly unreasonable amount of potential.

They’ve seen the call. They’ve chosen the nap.

Twelve excuses, delivered with conviction.

Their voice and length are priced separately below.

We use your script as the spoken words. It must fit your selected duration.

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Add their personality (optional)

You know the face. You know the crimes. Give their creation a little of the real them.

Leave anything blank. Keep personal or sensitive details out: these anecdotes go with your photo when you make a creation, and may appear in the result.

For example: Sir Barks At Delivery Vans

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For example: A tiny dictator with a surprisingly delicate ego

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For example: Steals the warm seat the second you stand up

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For example: Stole a whole baguette and tried to hide it behind a cushion

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The finishing department

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Pocket money. Main-character energy.

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Small crimes. Enormous excuses.

All rise.
Unless you’re comfy.

Fresh cases daily. Outrageous excuses. Pick your pet’s defence and watch justice trip over the water bowl.

The court is open. The evidence is delicious.

EXHIBIT A: THE CRUMBS

The prosecutionExhibit A: crumbs. Exhibit B: the smug face wearing them.

The extremely innocent suspectI was checking it for poison. Thoroughly.

Your defence, counsellor?

Your pet’s legal team is licking the evidence. Pick a defence.

The judge has confiscated the sensible verdicts.

A tiny pretend trial. Free to play. No credits, no actual consequences. *Definitely them.

Officially unofficial studio briefing

Your pet.
A whole new plot.

A funny spoken voicemail greeting in your pet’s imagined voice, plus the words and a cover.

Listen to your audio, read the words and download both the sound and its cover.